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My Blog is Rated G for Gay

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

oneorangeshoelace:

less male gaze, more female gays, u feel me

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

that-little-foxy:

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

This show…this show everybody

that-little-foxy:

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

This show…this show everybody

(Source: fandomquoter)

omg hottie totally accepted my friend request

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Coffer

this “coffer” person is such a special snowflake. your gender is either coffee or tea,  not both. freaking beveragetrenders

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Coffer

this “coffer” person is such a special snowflake. your gender is either coffee or tea,  not both. freaking beveragetrenders

Simply watching Adventure Time is often enough to make us hungry for sweets, but now we have an actual edible Candy Kingdom to tantalize our tastebuds. This mouthwateringly awesome Gingerbread Candy Kingdom was made by Redditor IHaveAFluffyCat (who actually does have an adorable fluffy cat).

The amount of time, effort, and candy that went into this work of edible art is amazing. It’s beautifully detailed from top to bottom, but we’re particularly impressed by the Gumball Guardians, whose sugar glass heads contain real gumballs.

Click here to see a complete gallery of step-by-step process photos.

[via Reddit]

(Source: archiemcphee)

genderoftheday:

what on earth did i do to deserve recieving such a horrible message

genderoftheday:

what on earth did i do to deserve recieving such a horrible message

(Source: memewhore)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

(Source: myfriendisaac)

hypohippo:

intrepid-hallucinations:

hooks-and-chains:

avianawareness:

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

Please reblog this because it is pertinent sexual information.

(Source: wiggllytuff)

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Custom

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Custom